Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Top 10 Reasons..

TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A VIRGO

10 . Give the best critical reviews .
9 . Your motto : Get real , already !
8 . So neat and clean .
7 . Will do the worrying for you .
6 . Keep our standards high .
5 . Great comedic timing .
4 . Support the Maalox Company .
3 . So good at hiding emotions .
2 . Model for excessive-compulsive ads .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A VIRGO IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE VIRGIN !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A LIBRA

10 . Want everyone to be happy .
9 . Your motto : I have taste .
8 . Make a great hostage .
7 . Oh , so loveable .
6 . Love to be right .
5 . Super sensitive .
4 . Brainstormer deluxe .
3 . Hate to make a decision .
2 . Keep redecorating the house .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A LIBRA IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE SCALES !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A PISCES

10 . You have never trown anything away .
9 . Your Motto : Where's reality ?
8 . Such a recluse .
7 . You always reserve better .
6 . Compassionate and generous .
5 . Way too easy going .
4 . Can cut to the chase .
3 . Jump first and think later .
2 . Overwhelmed by the enormity of the universe .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A PISCES IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE FISHES !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A CANCER

10 . Love to stay at home .
9 . Your Motto : Moody blues .
8 . Love good food .
7 . Can't hide what you are thinkin .
6 . Get your feeling hurt easily .
5 . Act like the " mother hen " .
4 . Think you are always having fun .
3 . Love to feed people .
2 . Let me cry on your shoulder .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A CANCER IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE CRAB !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A ARIES

10 . Your opinion is always out there .
9 . Your Motto : Adventures are us .
8 . You love fast food .
7 . You're never boring .
6 . You'd have made a great pioneer .
5 . Oh ! That temper .
4 . Always want to be first in line .
3 . You leap before you look .
2 . Passionate , passionate , passionate !

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A ARIES IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE RAM !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A TAURUS

10 . One word - stuborn !
9 . Your Motto : Better to fight than switch .
8 . You love pratical shoes .
7 . We always know what you'll do .
6 . You work too hard .
5 . You've never won the " tactful " award .
4 . You'll eat anything .
3 . Giving up is a foreign concept .
2 . You're oh so romantic .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A TAURUS IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE BULL !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A LEO

10 . Can sell ice to eskimos .
9 . Your Motto : I'm the greatest !
8 . Such animal magnetism .
7 . You'll never be a wimp .
6 . Leader of the pack .
5 . Can complain - loudly .
4 . Like people to depend on you .
3 . Natural born actor .
2 . Always fun to be around .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A LEO IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE LION !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A AQUARIUS

10 . Would have made a great hippie .
9 . Your Motto : I like pie-in-the-sky .
8 . So independent .
7 . Completely unpredictible .
6 . Facinated by everything .
5 . Most likely to save the world .
4 . Don't care what other people think .
3 . Keep your options open .
2 . Notorious nonconformist .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A AQUARIUS IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE WATER BEARER !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A SCORPIO

10 . Oh , so mysterious .
9 . Your Motto : Leave me alone .
8 . All that power .
7 . Such a deep thinker .
6 . Get on the depression express .
5 . What a rebel .
4 . Want what you can't have .
3 . Fear nothing .
2 . Such a sharp tongue .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A SCORPIO IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE SCORPION !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A SAGITTARIUS

10 . You're one lucky duck .
9 . Your Motto : I mean well - really !
8 . Will travel anywhere for anything .
7 . Life of the pearty .
6 . Good sense of humor .
5 . Love your friends like crazy .
4 . More patience than a rock .
3 . Suffers from foot-n'-mouth disease .
2 . Make an olympic event out of being a couch potato .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A SAGITTARIUS IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE ARCHER !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A GEMINI

10 . Talk , talk , talk .
9 . Your Motto : I believe anything .
8 . Nobody understands you .
7 . Great at mutli-tasking .
6 . Aren't confuse by facts .
5 . Make a great friend .
4 . Love new stuff .
3 . You're really funny .
2 . Never sit still .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A GEMINI IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE TWINS !

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TOP 10 REASONS YOUR A CAPRICORN

10 . You play for keeps .
9 . Your Motto : Always faithful .
8 . Work smarter not harder .
7 . Time is always on your side .
6 . Such class .
5 . You were grown up at 5 .
4 . Great time-management skill .
3 . You care what other people think .
2 . Like the energizer bunny - you keep going and going .

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A CAPRICORN IS ...
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE GOAT !

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